This is one of those comic ideas that popped into my head for no good reason. I thought of the whole “Country Mouse, City Mouse” thing, one of my memorable books of childhood. There is always that “grass is always greener” aspect to country life vs. city life, but now it seems that the dialogue has devolved into a name-calling shouting match. Liberal vs. Conservative, city vs. country, Hipsters vs. Non-Hipsters. It’s a crazy world out there, so start packin’ heat!